- Boss Hogg: Well what in the name of all that's holy is this thing?
- Luke Duke: Boss, meet the General Lee.
- Boss Hogg: Oh...
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Oh...
- Boss Hogg: ...it's the General Lee.
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: [muttering] General Lee...
- Boss Hogg: Well it sure is the ugliest color I ever did see.
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Oh, ugly, ugly ugly!
- Daisy Duke: Say, uncle Jesse, this is startin' to get to me. You think the boy's got a chance?
- Uncle Jesse: Well... all our hopes and prayers will be ridin' with 'em. To say nothin' of the farm and the pick-up truck and everything else we own...