- Uncle Jesse: [Daisy's standing in for Miz Tisdale at the post office] Daisy, I just thought I'd stop by and see how ya is getting on.
- Daisy Duke: [just like ol' Miz Tisdale] Kindly take a number, sir.
- Uncle Jesse: In case you got trouble with your eyes... I ain't a sir. I'm your Uncle Jesse.
- Daisy Duke: Nobody is anybody till that nobody takes a number. Now.
- Uncle Jesse: You know, if you keep imitatin' Miz Tisdale... you're gonna be the first old maid in the Duke family tree. All right. *There's* my number. And there's my ID right there. Driver's license, Hazzard County, Jesse Duke.
- Daisy Duke: [smiles] Can I help you?
- Uncle Jesse: Can I take you to lunch?
- [big smile]
- Daisy Duke: [eagerly] Yes!
- [can't wait]