- Dr. Robert Romano: Do me a favor. Write "not this one, idiot" on my right arm. Oh, like it doesn't happen!
- Nurse Abby Lockhart: Isn't the fire outside, boys?
- Fireman #1: It's out.
- Nurse Abby Lockhart: Really? Then shouldn't you be rolling up your hoses and heading back to the station? Feeding that little spotted dog? Polishing your poles?
- Dr. Susan Lewis: Are you cranky or flirting?
- Anna: No, I don't have gallstones!
- Dr. Gregory Pratt: Fatty foods bring out the pain.
- Anna: I didn't even have dinner. I just had some pie!
- Dr. Gregory Pratt: How much pie?
- Anna: You know... a pie!