Ellen (TV Series)

The Puppy Episode (1997)

David Anthony Higgins: Joe Farrell

Quotes 

• Paige : [Opening scene: Ellen is selecting her clothes from the closet]  Ellen, are you coming out or not?

  Joe Farrell : Yeah, quit jerking us around and come out already!

  Ellen : Relax, what's the big deal, I've got a whole hour!

• Paige : I still can't believe that Ellen is gay.

  Spence : Well, I always thought for a while she might be. I mean she could always run faster than I could, throw a ball farther, climb a tree faster...

  Joe Farrell : Did you ever think maybe YOU were gay?