Ellen (TV Series)

The Puppy Episode (1997)

Clea Lewis: Audrey Penney

Quotes 

• Audrey : So, what should we call you, gay or lesbian?

  Ellen : How about "Ellen"?

• Audrey : You've been living in our world, now we want to experience your world.

  Ellen : Since when did my world become a lesbian coffeehouse?

• Audrey : The man has oppressed our people long enough. United we stand. Divided we fall. Queer nation one and all.

  Ellen : For the last time, Audrey, you're not a lesbian.

  Audrey : Well, I could be if it wasn't for my insatiable appetite for men.