Entourage (TV Series)

Busey and the Beach (2004)

Jeremy Piven: Ari Gold

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Quotes 

• Ari Gold : Does your boss know you're using his house for a party? Cause I just put a call in to him. Yeah, we went to school together. I helped cheat on his economics final or he wouldn't have graduated, so he owes me big-time.

  Ari Gold : You know another class I took at Harvard? Business Ethics. I don't steal other people's motherfucking clients, but in your case I'm going to make an exception. I'm going to take everyone: your B-level sitcom stars, your reality-TV writers, when I'm done with you, you're gonna be repping sideshow freaks. You need Jo-Jo the Dog-Face-Bitch-Boy? Call Josh Weinfuck, the lightweight pen-stealing fuckface.

  Ari Gold : [tastes Josh's drink, makes a face, and then pours it out disdainfully]  That's awful.

• Gary Busey : You are a gut maggot without guts.

  Ari Gold : Geez, you're gonna spin off this planet. That's great! Keep it up!

• Ari Gold : [to long-suffering new secretary]  Where am I going?

  Emily : Ivy. You're twenty minutes late. Ari, I need to talk to you.

  Ari Gold : Walk with me.

  Emily : Okay.

  [tries to keep up] 

  Emily : Vince and the guys are going to a party at Josh Weinstein's.

  Ari Gold : Who's Josh Weinstein?

  Emily : Your old assistant.

  Ari Gold : I have many old assistants.

  Emily : After Jackie, before Jen.

  Ari Gold : My J phase. I think I fired him for stealing pens. What do I care about Josh?

  Emily : [has to do her utmost best to keep up with him]  Now he's an agent at Triad.

  Ari Gold : Uh-huh?

  Emily : And, uh, he's the one who gave the boys Queens Boulevard.

  Ari Gold : [does total about turn]  That's why no more guys. You fire a guy and you create a rival. You fire a woman and you create a housewife.

  Emily : That's sweet. You're still late.

  [still tagging along trying to keep up with him] 

  Ari Gold : Hold all my calls, get mini-Vince on the phone.