Quotes
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Ari Gold : I tell you what, Domino's is hiring. Why don't you put that little pizza sign on top of your Maserati? Now that is comedy.
Eric Murphy : Getting dragged through your office in front of your entire staff by a guy half your size, now that's tragedy.
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Eric Murphy : Ari, I'm getting killed here. Vince isn't happy.
Ari Gold : Of course he's not happy. Nobody's happy in this town except for the losers. Look at me, I'm miserable... that's why I'm rich.
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Eric Murphy : He says he doesn't wanna do a commercial... that's it.
Ari Gold : For half a million dollars.
Vincent Chase : What was the director's name again?
Ari Gold : Cha-ching! I'm sorry... Chaing Chung, boom!
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Ari Gold : I got the cash you wanted.
Eric Murphy : Oh yeah? What, did you dust your tranny gear and hit Santa Monica Blvd.?
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Ari Gold : Guess who Cameron wants to play Aquaman's mother?
Eric Murphy : I don't know, Ari. Cloris Leachman?
Ari Gold : Uh-uh. Sharon Stone. Guess who represents Sharon Stone?
Eric Murphy : You do.
Ari Gold : Uh-huh. Take a guess who Sharon Stone is absolutely in love with?
[to Eric:]
Ari Gold : It ain't you, you little bitch.
[to Vince:]
Ari Gold : It's you.
Vincent Chase : Really? Like love-love?
Ari Gold : Well, she told Cameron last night at dinner, her favorite actor in this town is *you.*
Vincent Chase : Sharon Stone said that?
Ari Gold : *Absolutely!*
Vincent Chase : She's still good looking.
Ari Gold : Yeah, in the right light.
