Entourage (TV Series)

Date Night (2004)

Kevin Connolly: Eric Murphy

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Quotes 

• Eric Murphy : Did you even get a date yet, Turtle?

  Turtle : Course I got a date. We have to pick her up from the Burbank Airport in one hour.

  Eric Murphy : What is she? A Russian mail order bride?

• Turtle : It'll be like Prom.

  Eric Murphy : So I guess you won't have a date then?

  Turtle : I told you ten thousand fucking times, she had food poisoning.

• Ari Gold : Who's got the number one movie in the country, motherfucker?

  Eric Murphy : We beat the squirrel?

  Ari Gold : Number one live action film in the country!

• Eric Murphy : Name one girl you ever pulled off the internet.

  Turtle : There's all sorts of confidentiality agreements with these sites. I ain't telling you shit!

• Ari Gold : You think my assistant's hot?

  Eric Murphy : Yeah, I do.

  Ari Gold : I think I'll hit that.

• Vincent Chase : [Talking about his new movie]  I can't watch myself again.

  Johnny 'Drama' Chase : I love watching myself.

  Eric Murphy : Too bad the audience doesn't.

• Ari Gold : I had video sex with an Ecuadorian girl this morning.

  Eric Murphy : I hope she was 18. Federal offense if not.

• Vincent Chase : [about Drama, after he is late to cook breakfast]  He got a girl.

  Eric Murphy : Really, who?

  Turtle : I don't know, he must have ordered in late night. Woke me up at like 4:30. Sounded like a couple of baboons fuckin'.

• Eric Murphy : What time is it?

  Ari Gold : It's time for you to wake the fuck up. I already shot a 72, bitch!

  Eric Murphy : What? On the front 9?

  Ari Gold : Yeah, that's funny, cunty.

• Emily : [brought Vince's fan mail]  Since you're not doing anything tonight, would you maybe wanna go to dinner with me?

  Eric Murphy : Are you asking me out?

  Emily : I could have sent a messenger with that stuff.

• Joanne : So, Justine, if you lose your virginity, doesn't the whole Pure Tour thing become, like, a sham?

  Justine Chapin : Who said I'm gonna lose my virginity?

  Joanne : Well, Turtle here said that these guys don't even believe you are a virgin.

  Turtle : [eyes on him]  I never said that!

  Eric Murphy : [clears throat]  Check, please!