Entourage (TV Series)
Date Night (2004)
Jerry Ferrara: Turtle
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Quotes
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Eric Murphy : Did you even get a date yet, Turtle?
Turtle : Course I got a date. We have to pick her up from the Burbank Airport in one hour.
Eric Murphy : What is she? A Russian mail order bride?
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Turtle : It'll be like Prom.
Eric Murphy : So I guess you won't have a date then?
Turtle : I told you ten thousand fucking times, she had food poisoning.
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Eric Murphy : Name one girl you ever pulled off the internet.
Turtle : There's all sorts of confidentiality agreements with these sites. I ain't telling you shit!
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Johnny 'Drama' Chase : [re his muscular girlfriend Tanya] She gave me the ride of my life. I just hung on to those lats, surrendered all control.
Turtle : You know, if I was holdin' onto those lats, I'd think I was fuckin' Evander Holyfield!
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Turtle : [about Drama's muscular girlfriend] Where'd you meet her, Drama? Barry Bond's hearing?
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Vincent Chase : [about Drama, after he is late to cook breakfast] He got a girl.
Eric Murphy : Really, who?
Turtle : I don't know, he must have ordered in late night. Woke me up at like 4:30. Sounded like a couple of baboons fuckin'.
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Joanne : So, Justine, if you lose your virginity, doesn't the whole Pure Tour thing become, like, a sham?
Justine Chapin : Who said I'm gonna lose my virginity?
Joanne : Well, Turtle here said that these guys don't even believe you are a virgin.
Turtle : [eyes on him] I never said that!
Eric Murphy : [clears throat] Check, please!
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Vincent Chase : [to Eric, re his cool girlfriend Emily] You see, E, that's why I like this girl. Nice, positive attitude.
Justine Chapin : What about my attitude?
Vincent Chase : You? Come on, you have the best attitude.
Joanne : [envious of Justine, rises in disgust] Slut!
Turtle : Joanne, wait, wait, wait! Vince is my best friend, I love that guy like a brother. But if he doesn't see how special you are...
Joanne : Nice try, Tortoise.
[scans the crowd for another celeb beau]
Joanne : Is that Jason Bateman?
[zeros in on new target]
Turtle : What? Oh, get the fuck out of here.
[takes swig from bottle]