Entourage (TV Series)

The Boys Are Back in Town (2005)

Jeremy Piven: Ari Gold

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• Eric : [Eric and Ari are discussing film roles for Vince]  Tom Cruise is going to play Pablo Escobar? C'mon, the guy's not even Hispanic.

  Ari Gold : Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, and she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. That's what actors do. They pretend.

  Eric : All right, I get it, I get it, okay. So what if Cruise passes?

  Ari Gold : Then they go to Brad Pitt. He passes, they go to Keanu Reeves, and on down the list.

  Eric : Where is Vince on that list?

  Ari Gold : He ain't on the list.

  Eric : Well, how do we get him on the list?

  Ari Gold : You do "Aquaman" you stupid fuck!

• Eric : [about turning down Aquaman for Medellin]  We wanna do it.

  Ari Gold : Yeah, and I wanna fuck Angelina Jolie. The only difference is, I might actually have a shot.

• Ari Gold : You like gaysian Lloyd? He's cute, right? And he covers two quotas.

• Eric : [after the boys get back from shooting Queens Boulevard]  We know what we want to do next.

  Ari Gold : What, the fucking Belt Parkway?

• Ari Gold : [to Eric]  I'd say let's hug it out, but I don't want you drawing wood.

• Ari Gold : Yeah. We can't get Medellin.

  Eric : Why not?

  Ari Gold : Because they're looking at other people.

  Vincent Chase : So call and tell them to look at me.

  Ari Gold : You don't think I've been on the phone?

  Vincent Chase : You're the most powerful agent in the business, right?

  Ari Gold : One of the most powerful, yes.

  Vincent Chase : No, you said when I signed with you that you were *the* most powerful.

  [to Eric:] 

  Vincent Chase : He said that to you too, right?

  Eric : Yeah, lots of times.

  Ari Gold : Shut the fuck up, Eric!

  Vincent Chase : Listen, Ari, snap out of it, all right? If they're not looking at me, you call them. Tell them to look at me. They'll listen to you, all right? We cool?

  [grabbed Ari's hand, shakes it] 

  Eric : I'm starved. Let's get outa here.

  Ari Gold : Vince, we have to do Aquaman.

  [to Eric:] 

  Ari Gold : You didn't... you didn't tell him any of this?

  Vincent Chase : No, he told me. He told me, okay? And Eric also told you that I don't wanna do Aquaman. If we can't get Medellin, then we'll wait for something else that I like.

  Ari Gold : [clears his throat]  For the past three months, while your boy has been sitting on your indie set and getting no pussy, I have been scouring the town for an offer. It ain't out there.

  Vincent Chase : Come on.

  Ari Gold : Okay. Here's an offer for you to star in a new Olsen twins movie. It's a lovely triangle in which little Mary Kate and Ashley use you as an experiment to see if you can actually tell if they are two separate distinct people.

  [Vince doesn't know where to look] 

  Ari Gold : This would be mildly amusing if the producer didn't think he had a realistic shot at *getting* you. It ain't eight months ago, man. Listen, you cooled off. The five million dollar offers do not exist. But Warners loves you, so Aquaman does.