- Eric: [Eric and Ari are discussing film roles for Vince] Tom Cruise is going to play Pablo Escobar? C'mon, the guy's not even Hispanic.
- Ari Gold: Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, and she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. That's what actors do. They pretend.
- Eric: All right, I get it, I get it, okay. So what if Cruise passes?
- Ari Gold: Then they go to Brad Pitt. He passes, they go to Keanu Reeves, and on down the list.
- Eric: Where is Vince on that list?
- Ari Gold: He ain't on the list.
- Eric: Well, how do we get him on the list?
- Ari Gold: You do "Aquaman" you stupid fuck!
- Johnny 'Drama' Chase: Vince, you ever go three months without pussy?
- Turtle: Vince ain't ever gone three days.
- Vincent Chase: No, wait, that's not true. Sophomore year.
- Turtle: Really?
- Eric: Yeah, but you had mono.
- Turtle: All right, you know what? Fuck you and fuck you, all right? That's it, I'm done, I quit.
- [walks off]
- Johnny 'Drama' Chase: What's he quitting? He gets paid?
- Ari Gold: Yeah. We can't get Medellin.
- Eric: Why not?
- Ari Gold: Because they're looking at other people.
- Vincent Chase: So call and tell them to look at me.
- Ari Gold: You don't think I've been on the phone?
- Vincent Chase: You're the most powerful agent in the business, right?
- Ari Gold: One of the most powerful, yes.
- Vincent Chase: No, you said when I signed with you that you were *the* most powerful.
- [to Eric:]
- Vincent Chase: He said that to you too, right?
- Eric: Yeah, lots of times.
- Ari Gold: Shut the fuck up, Eric!
- Vincent Chase: Listen, Ari, snap out of it, all right? If they're not looking at me, you call them. Tell them to look at me. They'll listen to you, all right? We cool?
- [grabbed Ari's hand, shakes it]
- Eric: I'm starved. Let's get outa here.
- Ari Gold: Vince, we have to do Aquaman.
- [to Eric:]
- Ari Gold: You didn't... you didn't tell him any of this?
- Vincent Chase: No, he told me. He told me, okay? And Eric also told you that I don't wanna do Aquaman. If we can't get Medellin, then we'll wait for something else that I like.
- Ari Gold: [clears his throat] For the past three months, while your boy has been sitting on your indie set and getting no pussy, I have been scouring the town for an offer. It ain't out there.
- Vincent Chase: Come on.
- Ari Gold: Okay. Here's an offer for you to star in a new Olsen twins movie. It's a lovely triangle in which little Mary Kate and Ashley use you as an experiment to see if you can actually tell if they are two separate distinct people.
- [Vince doesn't know where to look]
- Ari Gold: This would be mildly amusing if the producer didn't think he had a realistic shot at *getting* you. It ain't eight months ago, man. Listen, you cooled off. The five million dollar offers do not exist. But Warners loves you, so Aquaman does.