Entourage (TV Series)

The Review (2004)

Jerry Ferrara: Turtle

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Quotes 

• Johnny 'Drama' Chase : Do you remember, The Orange County Register said I was a functioning retard. Now that was a bad review.

  Turtle : I thought that was a compliment.

• [talking about their "first times"] 

  Turtle : Look who's talking, Mr begged-for-pussy-on-prom-night.

  Eric : I begged my girlfriend, Turtle. Not a 40 dollar hooker who declined your mother's credit card.

• Rolls Royce Manager : [wants $320 000 from Vince for the Phantom]  But if you sign a picture for my daughter, I'll *give* it to you for three-nineteen.

  Turtle : [to the others]  Eh, what if he bangs his daughter?

  Johnny 'Drama' Chase : You don't buy this car, Vince. You lease it. That's how all the broke jerk-offs in this town drive 911s.

• Turtle : Save me a drink. I'm off to Silicon Valley!