- Eric: Did you read this?
- Vincent Chase: You know I like you to get your own impression first.
- Eric: Yeah, well, it's a disaster. This guy Walsh is out of his fucking mind.
- Vincent Chase: Aw, don't get so emotional just because you've got a personal problem with the guy.
- Eric: What?
- Vincent Chase: [to the two others] He wasn't so nice to E.
- Eric: [smirks] That's not it.
- Johnny 'Drama' Chase: This guy gets more opinionated every day!
- [shakes his head]
- Turtle: Don't fuck this up. I really wanna do this.
- Vincent Chase: You know, the guy said the suit would be judgmental.
- Eric: [to Vince] He's got a guy blowing you on page twenty-six!
- Turtle: [chuckles] Come on.
- [realizes]
- Turtle: Seriously?
- Vincent Chase: I better read it.
- [Eric tosses the script over to him]
- Johnny 'Drama' Chase: I better read that shit, too.
- Turtle: [yells] Who's blowing him?
- [mutters softly:]
- Turtle: I hope it's not the part of the bookie, cos I'm playing that. That would be really awkward.
- Ari Gold: [after his Viagra has kicked in, to his angry wife] I'm ready to go here, alright? It's like R. Kelly at recess.
- Billy Walsh: Vincent... The guy blowing you... I'm gonna play that part, that way you're in really good hands. Now don't worry, I've got a pretty solid acting background.
- [Billy gazes into Vince's eyes awkwardly. After a few seconds, Vincent smirks]
- Vincent Chase: You're fucking with me, aren't you?
- Billy Walsh: I fucking had you, motherfucker!
- Vincent Chase: Motherfucker!
- Turtle: [the stripper girls asks them how they are] I'm good. This guy likes to beat off with a belt around his neck.
- Johnny 'Drama' Chase: [groans] This guy pays for pussy.