- Vincent Chase: I think I'll take the ribeye to go.
- Scott Wick: Do I look like good will to you? What are you high?
- Vincent Chase: Actually Scott, I am.
- The Sherpa: The Earth is moving. Did you feel that? Everything. All the time. Dimensions we can't even see. Everything is evolving. Turtle, you're a dove.
- Turtle: That's cool. Can I hit that, Sherp? Thanks.
- Eric: You afraid of getting busted?
- The Sherpa: Busted? I'm entrusted, man. I don't steal. I heal. We're not getting stoned. We're getting honed. My probation officer's one of my best customers. I'm a prisoner. I'm a prisoner of, uh, war. War on drugs. It's all so negative, man. I mean, the Man's most positive positive-tive is a nega-tive. It's a mega-nega-tive. Right?
- [shouts]
- The Sherpa: Viking Quest! Let them be low. We are getting *high*. We're not getting fucked down. We're getting fuck up.
- The Sherpa: Johnny Drama?
- Johnny 'Drama' Chase: Yeah, I'm Johnny Drama.
- The Sherpa: I'm a fan man. Whens the next season of Viking Quest dude?
- Johnny 'Drama' Chase: We got canceled 7 years ago.
- The Sherpa: Oh, bummer.
- The Sherpa: [takes a very long drag from a hooka] The earth is moving, did you feel that? Everything all the time. The dimensions we can't even see. Everything is evolving-Turtle, you're a dove.
- Turtle: That's cool can I hit that, Sherp? Thanks.
- Eric: Aren't you afraid of getting busted?
- The Sherpa: Busted? I'm entrusted. I don't steal, I heal. We're not getting stoned, we're getting honed. My probation officer's one of my best customers. I'm a prisoner, I'm a prisoner of war, war on drugs. It's all so negative, man. I mean the man's most positive, positive, -tive is a negative; It's a mega-negative. Right? Viking Quest! Let them be low. We are getting high. We're not getting fucked down, we're getting fucked up.
- Johnny 'Drama' Chase: [as Vince walks away with his yoga-trainer girlfriend] I don't trust that New Age bullshit.
- Turtle: Me neither. Not even when it comes attached to an ass like that.
- Johnny 'Drama' Chase: This is important. It's a lifestyle issue. Did you see that picture of the sherpa in the bathroom?
- Vincent Chase: It's her guru.
- Johnny 'Drama' Chase: Yeah, I don't like the way it looks at me when I'm pissing.
- Josh Weinstein: [unashamedly naked in the changing room] Knicks playing the Angels on Tuesday. Got the company box if you wanna roll with. Got the girls from the L Word coming. Trust me, they're only acting.
- Eric: Not trying to be an asshole or anything, but, uh... do we know each other?
- Josh Weinstein: Are you kidding me? Josh Weinstein, Triad. We met at the fight.
- Fiona: [wearing robe] Hey.
- Eric: Hey.
- Fiona: What are you doing?
- Eric: Just reading a script.
- Fiona: Any good?
- Eric: Ah, it's great so far, yeah.
- Fiona: So... that's your job, you just read a bunch of scripts and tell Vince which the good ones are?
- Eric: Yes, something like that.
- Fiona: Wow.
- [with laughter in her voice:]
- Fiona: That's a really cool job. So, did you go to school for that?
- Eric: No.
- Fiona: I love to read. I read all the Harry Potter books and... uhm... I don't know. If you need any second opinion, don't hesitate.
- Eric: Okay. Cool.
- Fiona: All right.
- Eric: Thanks.
- [and then Fiona slips off her robe, and wades into the pool naked]
- Turtle: Don't get mad, but I think she's stealing food.
- Vincent Chase: She's not stealing food.
- Turtle: Well, shit keeps disappearing from the fridge.
- Johnny 'Drama' Chase: I did have a meat loaf vanish.
- Turtle: I mean, I know how these kleptos work. First it's the food, then it's the plasma.
- Vincent Chase: All right. She didn't steal it, she threw it away.
- Turtle: Thrown it away? Why?
- Vincent Chase: She's vegan.
- Turtle: Now what the fuck does that mean?
- Vincent Chase: It means she's into a cruelty-free lifestyle.
- Turtle: It's cruel to throw away a $65 steak from Morton's.
- Vincent Chase: Look, guys, just do me a favor. Keep the meat out of her eyeline while she's around?
- Johnny 'Drama' Chase: Look, she's already got him wearing cloth shoes.
- Vincent Chase: These are my slippers. They're the ones that he
- [points at Turtle]
- Vincent Chase: stole from the Four Seasons, Maui.
- Turtle: Those are the slippers? Where's the robe?
- Eric: [entering] Fiona just dropped the robe at the pool and had nothing on underneath.
- Turtle: She's naked at the pool?
- Johnny 'Drama' Chase: I lived on this stuff in '93. By the end of the year, I was sleeping standing up.