Even Stevens (TV Series)

Leavin' Stevens (2003)

Shia LaBeouf: Louis Stevens

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Quotes 

• Tom Gribalski : It's the last day we'll walk through these halls together. It's the last time we'll see you open your locker!

  Louis Stevens : Tom, enough!

  Tom Gribalski : It's the last time I'll hear you say: "Tom, enough!"

• Louis Stevens : [on videotape]  Okay. Tawny, hi! Hi. Uhmm... By the time you see this, I'll probably already be in Washington. That's far. It's about, uh, 2,797 miles away. I looked it up. I didn't want the last things we talked about to be about chili fries. So that's why I'm doing this. This tape, you know. To tell you how I really feel.

• Louis Stevens : Now, listen, Tom. I'm entrusting you with this tape. Okay? So, if anybody else besides Tawny gets their hands on this, I will personally track you down and make you pay. You hear what I'm saying?

  Tom Gribalski : Is that a threat, Louis?

  Louis Stevens : Yeah, that's a threat.

  Tom Gribalski : Oh... Okay. Well, I respond very well to threats, so consider this tape delivered.

• News Anchor : In a stunning and dramatic reversal, a recount has snatched victory away from state senator Eileen Stevens, and by a scant 17 votes, has given the vacant congressional seat to Charles Nuck.

  Louis Stevens : My tape!

  Ren Stevens : My friends!

  Steve Stevens : My job!

  Donnie Stevens : My coach!

  Eileen Stevens : My seat!

• Louis Stevens : [reading the tape label]  To Louis?

  [he plays the tape] 

  Tawny Dean : [on tape]  Hi, Louis. I'm sending you this tape because I didn't want the last thing we said to each other to be about chili fries.

  Louis Stevens : [on tape, as Tawny watches his tape at the same time]  I remember the first time I saw you. I had fallen off the flagpole. Hurt like crud! But it didn't matter. 'Cause there you were...

  Tawny Dean : ...and then you fell off the flagpole, and... I just remember thinking how funny you were. Not... not funny that you broke your back! But just... you were a funny person. And you were really cute too.

  Louis Stevens : ...I like the way you look at me. You have this look you do, right after I do something stupid. You give me this look... it's like... it's like you're gonna get mad... But then you just smile.

  Tawny Dean : ...as long as I live, I'm... I'm never gonna meet anybody like you.

  Louis Stevens : ...I'm gonna miss you so much. I love you, Tawny.

  Tawny Dean : ...I love you, Louis.

• Louis Stevens : Hey.

  Tawny Dean : Hi.

  Louis Stevens : So... I saw a tape last night.

  Tawny Dean : Yeah, I... I saw a tape too.

  Louis Stevens : So...?

  Tawny Dean : So...

  Louis Stevens : So, I heard they're having chili fries at lunch today.

  Tawny Dean : Cool. I love chili fries.

  [walking out holding hands] 

• Louis Stevens : Tawny. Hey.

  Tawny Dean : Hey, Louis!

  Louis Stevens : Hey. Uh... Well, we got some... stuff to talk about. Right?

  Tawny Dean : Oh, yeah... I turned on my television last night. That was really freaky.

  Louis Stevens : So it was upsetting?

  Tawny Dean : Yeah! I mean, your mom lost the election.

  Louis Stevens : Uh... My Mom... Yeah! Yeah, she was... she was crushed. It was horrible.

  Tawny Dean : But at least you're not moving, right?

  Louis Stevens : Oh, yeah, no, I'm right here. I'm right here. Uh... You didn't happen to get a tape from Tom?

  Tawny Dean : Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, it sounded important. But knowing Tom, it's probably just some nature special or his mom's 40th birthday...

  Louis Stevens : Oh, yeah, good party, that was a good... Besides, uh, besides... Point is, you didn't... you didn't watch it, or...?

  Tawny Dean : Oh, no. I mean, I'll probably watch it when I get home today. So he doesn't bug me anymore.

  Louis Stevens : Right... Well, that's great. That's great! Um... Good talking to you. Get back to reading, uh, I got a class.

  Tawny Dean : Oh yeah, me too.

  Louis Stevens : Oh. Cool! See you around, then.

  Tawny Dean : Bye.

• Eileen Stevens : [standing with her family, speaking to the press]  I just look forward to being your voice in Congress. And my family and I will be moving to Washington immediately, so you can rest assured that I will be on the job, 24/7.

  Louis Stevens : We're moving to Washington?

  Ren Stevens : Hello! Mom's in Congress now. Congress is in Washington.

  Donnie Stevens : Since when?