Even Stevens (TV Series)

Louis in the Middle (2000)

A.J. Trauth: Alan Twitty

Quotes 

• Twitty : What's with all this "Dudley Do-Right" stuff?

  Tawny : I've seen it before. My mother had a patient like this once. A 76-year-old man who woke up one morning, and decided he wanted his wife to only call him "Freak-Nasty."

• Twitty : Dude, we're friends.

  Louis Stevens : Yeah, we are. I'm never gonna forget this.

  [standing in the middle of Twitty and Tawny, all with their arms around each other] 

  Tawny Dean : Yeah, I'm tearing up here.

• Twitty : Yeah, Blake did a Doc Dennier's Hot Dog commercial, like, a couple of years ago.

  Louis Stevens : Doc Denniers? Right... Doc Denniers! That's right!

  Twitty : Yep, man, Blake's all about acting.

  Louis Stevens : I love that commercial. I remember the song. It goes, um... "If it's not Doc Denniers, you're just eating wieners."

  Twitty : Yeah, man, that's him.

  Louis Stevens : [to Tawny]  You remember that commercial?

  Tawny Dean : I don't eat wieners.

  Louis Stevens : Okay...

• Twitty : I thought there had been a little bad blood between you and Blake.

  Louis Stevens : No, there's no bad blood. There's no blood! Do I look like I'm bleeding?

• Tawny Dean : Louis' constant craving for approval combined with his youngest child syndrome has basically split his personality in two.

  Twitty : So what are we gonna do for him?

  Tawny Dean : We've gotta shock him back into reality. This calls for drastic measures.