Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

Debra's Workout (1999)

Brad Garrett: Robert Barone

Quotes 

• Marie Barone : Listen, it's none of my business but I think maybe this might be Debra's way of trying to compensate.

  Robert Barone : How so, Ma?

  Marie Barone : Well, if you can't cook in the kitchen.

  Ray Barone : Okay, goodbye.

  Robert Barone : You guys are *way* off. Here.

  [He hands the brochure to Frank] 

  Ray Barone : What are you?...

  Frank Barone : Holy crap!

  Robert Barone : That's Debra's aerobics instructor. She watches him flex all around and then she goes home all... inspired.

  Ray Barone : Why do you do that? Why do you tell Mom and Dad things like that? Huh? My personal things? Why? Why, why? Why?

  Robert Barone : Brings us closer.

• Ray Barone : Hey.

  Robert Barone : Hey.

  [Ray notices that Robert is standing in the kitchen only wearing his police shirt] 

  Robert Barone : How long is the mirror in your apartment?

  Robert Barone : Ma is sewing up my uniform. Left pant leg got all shredded on a call. These damn people with raccoons as pets. Never works out.

  Ray Barone : So what's going on with you?

  Robert Barone : No, you know, nothing.

  Ray Barone : Listen, Robert.

  Robert Barone : Yeah.

  Ray Barone : Do you ever... do you ever have a hamburger, and the whole time you're eating it, you're imagining it's a steak?

  Robert Barone : I have. Yes, I have.

  [Ray gives Robert the Aerobics pamphlet] 

  Robert Barone : Who's this?

  Ray Barone : That's the steak.

  Robert Barone : What?

  Ray Barone : I think this guy is the reason that I'm having more sex.

  Robert Barone : Look, before we go any further, I'd like to put my pants on.

• Frank Barone : [Looking at the Aerobics pamphlet]  Hey, this is a good-looking guy.

  [Robert stares at him, uncomfortable] 

  Frank Barone : What? He's like a gladiator! Come on, Robert, you can't say this isn't a handsome man.

  Robert Barone : Ma, please I really need my pants.

• Frank Barone : [Frank looks at the aerobics pamphlet]  Hey, this is a good-looking guy!

  [Robert stares at Frank] 

  Frank Barone : What? He's like a gladiator. Come on, Robert. You can't say this isn't a handsome man.

  [He puts the pamphlet down in front of Robert] 

  Robert Barone : Ma, please. I really need my pants.