Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

Somebody Hates Raymond (2003)

Steve Vinovich: Jerry Musso

Quotes 

• Jerry Musso : Look what do you want from me?

  Ray Barone : So it's true? You *do* hate me?

  Ray Barone : Well hey I mean it's no big deal. I just want to know why.

  Jerry Musso : All right. You have to push it. Okay. Well there's just something about you. I've read your column, I've heard you speak, I look at you and I go, "I just don't get it". I guess you don't have to be smart to have a career in this business. Now if you know me you know I have pretty high standards and a very low threshhold for dumb. Now look I didn't want to say it. I was trying to be nice but you wouldn't let it go so why don't you go have a shrimp puff and leave me alone okay?

  [Ray is hurt. Robert, who has been watching slowly walks up to Jerry] 

  Robert Barone : Hold it right there you little twerp.

  Jerry Musso : Who are you?

  Robert Barone : Who am I? I'm someone who can crush you into a fine powder. That's who I am. Now, Ray Barone has more talent in the weird pimple on his neck that won't go away then you have in your entire body you oily, two-faced hack. You only wish you could be Ray Barone because you will never come close to him as a writer, as a father, as a friend, or as a person.

  [Robert takes the napkin he used to spit out food and places it in Jerry's front pocket] 

  Ray Barone : Come on Raymond.

  [Ray and Robert walk away and Jerry goes up to Andy] 

  Jerry Musso : Hey, who let those guys in here?

  Andy : I don't know but I'm sure as hell gonna find out!