Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)
Golf (1997)
Ray Romano: Ray Barone
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Quotes
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Debra Barone : Dr. Sundram said play more golf?
Ray Barone : I have a note.
Debra Barone : He wrote you a note?
Ray Barone : I knew you wouldn't believe it, so I went back, asked him to write it down.
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Ray Barone : Let me ask you, would I see a podiatrist or a proctologist to get a foot removed from my ass?
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Ray Barone : After golfing we were in the locker room and I got this weird feeling.
Debra Barone : Ray, you are not gay.
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Ray Barone : Deb, where are you?
Debra Barone : I'm up here. In the bedroom.
Ray Barone : Where are the kids?
Debra Barone : They're at Linda's house.
Ray Barone : Good. Come down will you? I want to talk to you.
Debra Barone : I think you might want to come up.
Ray Barone : It's 3:00. It can't be sex. Come down, will ya?
Debra Barone : All right, but I'll have to put clothes on.
Ray Barone : Coming up.
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Debra Barone : [Ray is sitting on the couch with Kevin watching Tiger Woods on TV] Golf again? I could walk through here naked, you wouldn't even notice.
Ray Barone : You're not Tiger Woods.