Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)
I Wish I Were Gus (1996)
Patricia Heaton: Debra Barone
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Quotes
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Ray Barone : [Ally runs into the room, giggling and carrying a big, black marker] Hey, where you going? What do you got there?
Ally Barone : Mommy's pen.
Debra Barone : Oh, whoa. That's my laundry marker! Honey, have you been drawing on the walls again?
Ally Barone : [innocently] No I drew on Geoffrey.
Debra Barone : You...
Ray Barone : Oh.
[She goes into the kitchen]
Ray Barone : You drew on Geoffrey?
Ally Barone : He asked me to.
Debra Barone : Oh, my God.
[Debra re-enters the living room carrying Geoffrey. Under his nose is black toothbrush mustache]
Debra Barone : Bad news for Europe, Ray.
Ray Barone : Just relax, all right? Just relax, I'll take care of it.
[He grabs a tissue and starts wiping Geoffrey's face]
Ray Barone : It's coming off. It's coming off. It's not coming off!
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Debra Barone : I forgive you too, Aunt Alda
Aunt Alda : For what, dear?
Debra Barone : You know, the wedding.
Aunt Alda : What do you mean, dear?
Ray Barone : Oh, Debra, Debra.
Debra Barone : All those complaints about where you wear seated, and nobody dancing, everybody going home early.
Aunt Alda : Oh, that was because of the cheap food!
Marie Barone : You never even sent a gift!
Aunt Alda : My gift was that I came at all.
Marie Barone : What kind of horse's ass gift is that?
Aunt Alda : You'd be lucky to have a horse's ass.