- Ray Barone: [Ally runs into the room, giggling and carrying a big, black marker] Hey, where you going? What do you got there?
- Ally Barone: Mommy's pen.
- Debra Barone: Oh, whoa. That's my laundry marker! Honey, have you been drawing on the walls again?
- Ally Barone: [innocently] No I drew on Geoffrey.
- Debra Barone: You...
- Ray Barone: Oh.
- [She goes into the kitchen]
- Ray Barone: You drew on Geoffrey?
- Ally Barone: He asked me to.
- Debra Barone: Oh, my God.
- [Debra re-enters the living room carrying Geoffrey. Under his nose is black toothbrush mustache]
- Debra Barone: Bad news for Europe, Ray.
- Ray Barone: Just relax, all right? Just relax, I'll take care of it.
- [He grabs a tissue and starts wiping Geoffrey's face]
- Ray Barone: It's coming off. It's coming off. It's not coming off!
- Robert Barone: [at the funeral] Bride's side or groom's side?
- [Ray silently stares at him]
- Robert Barone: I'm lightening the mood
- Debra Barone: I forgive you too, Aunt Alda
- Aunt Alda: For what, dear?
- Debra Barone: You know, the wedding.
- Aunt Alda: What do you mean, dear?
- Ray Barone: Oh, Debra, Debra.
- Debra Barone: All those complaints about where you wear seated, and nobody dancing, everybody going home early.
- Aunt Alda: Oh, that was because of the cheap food!
- Marie Barone: You never even sent a gift!
- Aunt Alda: My gift was that I came at all.
- Marie Barone: What kind of horse's ass gift is that?
- Aunt Alda: You'd be lucky to have a horse's ass.
- Frank Barone: You know your front door is locked?
- Ray Barone: Yeah. We thought it would keep out the bad people.