Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

Moving Out (1998)

Ray Romano: Ray Barone

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• Raymond "Ray" Barone : Hey, your the one that's always telling him to go. Complaining that he's always around. Putting him down.

  Frank Barone : I don't REALLY want him to go. If he goes, it's just me and HER!

  Robert Barone : [enters]  Hey, I got some of my stuff.

  Frank Barone : DON'T GO! I-uh-I love you!

• Raymond "Ray" Barone : [to Robert]  I just hate seeing you like this, cause- whatever, I like you.

• Raymond "Ray" Barone : [enters]  Hey Robert, you left your coat at my place.

  Marie Barone : I'll take it.

  [takes the coat and sniffs it] 

  Robert Barone : I told you Ma, I don't smoke!

  Marie Barone : A good mother checks.

• Raymond "Ray" Barone : Listen, man, you're right. You got to move outta here.

  Robert Barone : I *am* gonna move outta here.

  Raymond "Ray" Barone : When?

  Robert Barone : When... I'm ready.

  Raymond "Ray" Barone : Fine. Stay here. Do what you want.

  Robert Barone : Oh, I can do whatever I want? Thank you very much, Raymond.

  Raymond "Ray" Barone : Hey, how many times have I *told* you to move out? You always got some lame excuse. "I'm worried about money."

  Robert Barone : Money's a good excuse.

  Raymond "Ray" Barone : "I'm only 33." "They let me put a lock on the door." "I'm only 37." Yeah, you know what? You don't need any more excuses 'cause I'm not gonna tell you to move out again.

  Robert Barone : Good.

  Raymond "Ray" Barone : That's right.

  Robert Barone : Great.

  Raymond "Ray" Barone : That's right. Stay miserable for the rest of your life and wonder if you should have moved out, but now it's too late 'cause you're old and you're bald and you're living with Mom and Dad.

  [Marie walks in carrying a laundry basket] 

  Raymond "Ray" Barone : And you're gonna find out that the designated pitcher is bad for baseball. Nine guys hit, nine guys field, that's the game. That's the way it was meant to be played.

  [Marie exits again] 

  Raymond "Ray" Barone : What, are you gonna move to Florida with Mom and Dad and stay at a retirement village? I'm not flying 1,500 miles to see you wearing socks with sandals.

• Raymond "Ray" Barone : Look, Robert, this place is no different than home.

  Robert Barone : What are you talking about? It's totally different. I'm above a garage, I have a bathroom here, I'm allowed to bring snacks. Fiddle Faddle?

  Raymond "Ray" Barone : Those people, the Stipes, you put more make up on one and 30 Ibs. on the other, that's Mom and Dad.

  Robert Barone : Come on, Raymond, they're nothing like Mom and Dad. They're Jewish.

  Raymond "Ray" Barone : What does Amy think of this place?

  Robert Barone : Well, Mrs. S. doesn't like me having visitors of the female persuasion. She kind of looks out for me a little too much. And Mr. S., he doesn't like a lot of talking, except when they're fighting. And then they go on and on and on and oh my God! Maybe this isn't the radical change I had planned.

• Raymond "Ray" Barone : That's right. Stay miserable for the rest of your life and wonder if you should've moved out, but now it's too late 'cause you're old and bald and living with Mom and Dad. And you're gonna find out that

  [Marie walks in] 

  Raymond "Ray" Barone : the designated hitter is bad for baseball. Nine guys hit, nine guys field, that's the game. It's the way it was meant to be played.

  [Marie leaves again] 

  Raymond "Ray" Barone : What, are you gonna move to Florida with Mom and Dad and stay at a retirement village? I'm not flying to see you wearing socks with sandals.