- Robert Barone: Everybody loves Raymond. When I go to work, people shoot at me. When Ray goes to work, people do the wave.
- Ray Barone: I'm begging you to stop smelling their heads. I'll give you money. Do you want some money?
- Frank Barone: Hey, save your money - you're gonna need it. Victoria's not a secret anymore!
- Frank Barone: [Marie is rooting around in Ray's desk. The front door opens, and Robert and Frank come in] Hey.
- Marie Barone: Oh, Frank! Robbie! You scared me!
- Frank Barone: You don't leave a note. You just leave! We're looking all over for you!
- Marie Barone: Where did you look?
- Robert Barone: We thought we'd start here.
- Marie Barone: You know, when somebody does you a favor, you're supposed to say 'thank you'.
- Ray Barone: Thank you. Thank you, Mom and Dad. You're wonderful grandparents! You're not evil at all!
- Marie Barone: [after complaining about Ray's gift of the Fruit of the Month Club] I can't think - there's too much fruit in the house!