Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

Six Feet Under (1998)

Kevin James: Kevin

Quotes 

• Ray Barone : Listen up, everybody. I've got an announcement to make. I suck and I quit.

  Gianni : You only blew the game-winning shot, what's the big deaI?

  Kevin : Yeah, there'll be other game-winning shots. Hopefully, you won't take them.

  Ray Barone : Look, isn't it obvious? I'm too short to play this game.

  Gianni : What?

  Ray Barone : I measured myself yesterday, and I'm a quarter-inch shorter than last year.

  Kevin : Ray, you could shrink a foot and still not be the shortest guy on the team.

  [Kevin rests his hand on Andy's shoulder, indicating his short stature] 

  Andy : You could lose a leg and still not be the slowest.

  [Andy rubs Kevin's stomach in response] 

  Ray Barone : Don't you see? I'm going to keep shrinking.

  Gianni : Relax, Ray, you weren't that good to begin with.

• Robert Barone : Raymond. Sounds like you're having a little mid-life crisis.

  Ray Barone : What? No, God. Mid-life crisis. I don't want one of those.

  Kevin : I do. I can't wait for mine. I'm going to get a Harley and a girI who's impressed by Harleys.

  Ray Barone : Debra won't let me have either of those.