Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)
Six Feet Under (1998)
Andy Kindler: Andy
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Quotes
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Ray Barone : Listen up, everybody. I've got an announcement to make. I suck and I quit.
Gianni : You only blew the game-winning shot, what's the big deaI?
Kevin : Yeah, there'll be other game-winning shots. Hopefully, you won't take them.
Ray Barone : Look, isn't it obvious? I'm too short to play this game.
Gianni : What?
Ray Barone : I measured myself yesterday, and I'm a quarter-inch shorter than last year.
Kevin : Ray, you could shrink a foot and still not be the shortest guy on the team.
[Kevin rests his hand on Andy's shoulder, indicating his short stature]
Andy : You could lose a leg and still not be the slowest.
[Andy rubs Kevin's stomach in response]
Ray Barone : Don't you see? I'm going to keep shrinking.
Gianni : Relax, Ray, you weren't that good to begin with.