Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

The Lone Barone (1998)

Brad Garrett: Robert Barone

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• Ray Barone : Ok, Robert, you want to know the advantages of marriage? Fine... There's... Uh... OK! Here! Got it! You know when you fall asleep and you stop breathing? When you're married, there's always somebody there to nudge you back to life... That's not a good example. Ok...

  Robert Barone : Ray...

  Ray Barone : No! I got this! Look, you want to know what marriage is really like? Fine. You wake up- she's there. You come back from work- she's there. You fall asleep- she's there. You eat dinner- she's there. You know? I mean, I know that sounds like a bad thing. But, it's not.

  [touches Debra's shoulder] 

  Ray Barone : Not- Not if it's the right person.

  [pause] 

  Frank Barone : I'd like a minute for rebuttal.