Extreme Ghostbusters (TV Series)
Darkness at Noon: Part 1 (1997)
Maurice LaMarche: Dr. Egon Spengler
Quotes
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Dr. Egon Spengler : I'm breaking the first rule of Ghostbusting: Never go solo.
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Dr. Egon Spengler : Janine was our receptionist.
Janine Melnitz : I like to think that our relationship was more than that...
Dr. Egon Spengler : Of course, Janine also did the accounting and collections.
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Kylie : Wow. This is really it. The headquarters of the Ghostbusters.
Roland Jackson : There's the Ecto-1!
[Roland wipes off dust]
Roland Jackson : Needs a wash.
Dr. Egon Spengler : [Egon checks his P.K.E] P.K.E. readings are through the roof. This is indicative of a major outbreak of ectoplasmic activity.
Kylie : Ghosts walk among us.
Eduardo : And so do weird chicks.
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Garrett Miller : So, what's the deal? I thought this was Egon Spengler's class "Paranormal Phenomena 101".
Kylie : You thought right.
Garrett Miller : Popular class, huh?
[Garrett notices what's Kyile is reading]
Garrett Miller : "Spengler's Spirit Guide". Cool.
Kylie : You've read it?
Garrett Miller : Nah, but I know all about Spengler. He's an OGB as in "Original Ghostbuster". Ha, ha. I wanna hear all about how those guys kicked ghost butt.
[Eduardo walks in]
Garrett Miller : Man, if I ever got a chance to zap those suckers.
[Garret makes zapping noises]
Eduardo : Yeah, right. Ghosts. Any moron with half a brain cell knows they don't exist. I mean, you got to be a...
[Eduardo notices Kylie's books]
Garrett Miller : Real slick, bro. Open mouth, insert foot.
Eduardo : Yeah? Well at least I have a foot. One that works... to insert.
Kylie : So, why are you taking this class, Mr. "half-a-brain-cell"?
Eduardo : The name's... Eduardo. And I'm taking it because it's what's known as an "easy A".
Garrett Miller : [Roland walks in] What about you, bro? You're here for the "easy A"?
Roland Jackson : Easy "A"? I, eh, don't really follow rap music much.
Eduardo : He's asking you believe in "Ghosts"?
Roland Jackson : Well, I've never 'seen' one, but I'm open to the possibility. Now, what I 'have' seen is the Ecto-1. That was the Ghostbusters car, at an auto show. Man, those guys had some incredible hardware like those ghost-blasting things.
Dr. Egon Spengler : [Egon walks in] Proton guns. Actually, to be more accurate: Ectoplasmic molecular displacement beams.
Kylie : It's him! Egon Spengler!
Eduardo : I'm all a twitter.
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Dr. Egon Spengler : I have to go, Slimer. The city's in peril. And to put it in the vernacular: "Who you gonna call"?
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Roland Jackson : [Roland picks up a device] What's this do?
Dr. Egon Spengler : That's a spectral proto capacitator. What would be known in laymans terms as...
Kylie : [Kylie grabs the device from Roland] ... a ghost beacon.
Dr. Egon Spengler : Correct. By emitting an ultra parasonic frequency, it allows the user to summon a ghost.
Eduardo : Now there's a party waiting to happen.
Dr. Egon Spengler : [Kylie activates the ghost beacon and Egon stops her disactivating it] Uh, we don't want any accidents, now.
Janine Melnitz : [coughing] All this fancy equipment and you still don't own a vacuum.
Garrett Miller : [Slimer eats Garrett's candy bar] Speaking of vacuums...