- Kylie Griffin: [posessed by Achira] Eduardo...
- Eduardo Rivera: Kylie! Man, is Egon ticked at you for taking that beacon thing.
- Kylie Griffin: [possessed] Are you happy to see me, Eduardo?
- Eduardo Rivera: Uh, sure.
- Kylie Griffin: [possessed] Because I'm really happy to see you. From the first time I saw you in the lecture hall, I felt... an attraction. Did you feel it, too?
- Eduardo Rivera: Well, I don't know. Sort of. I mean... you could can stand to put on a couple of pounds.
- Kylie Griffin: [possessed] A good looking guy like you is really hard to resist. Kiss me, Eduardo, I want you to.
- [possessed Kylie puckers up while Eduardo does the same]
- Roland Jackson: Back off, Eduardo!
- Eduardo Rivera: Why? She's legal.
- Roland Jackson: She's a ghost!
- [Roland points at P.K.E. meter]
- Eduardo Rivera: Where do you get this stuff from?
- Kylie Griffin: Books. You ought to try picking one up some time. Lots of them come with pictures...
- Eduardo Rivera: Hey man, last semester I read The Oddity Of Homer.
- Kylie Griffin: Odyssey.
- Eduardo Rivera: Whatever.
- Janine Melnitz: Is that you or the boils talking, Egon? I've never know professor Egon Spengler to use the word "impossible".
- Garrett Miller: Let's nail this puppy.
- Eduardo Rivera: Where'd you learn to talk like that? Jackie Chan movies?
- Garrett Miller: Jackie Chans' for wimps and people from Long Island. Brooklyn Heights is in the house!
- Kylie Griffin: You blasted me!
- Eduardo Rivera: I had to, you were doing the Linda Blair bit! You were like possessed!
- Dr. Egon Spengler: The important thing to remember is that you must never, under any circumstances, cross the streams.
- Eduardo Rivera: Why? What'll happen? Another electric shock?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: No. Nuclear explosion.
- [Eduardo shocked]
- Egon Spengler: I have been analyzing the PKE readings of the ghost that attacked me. And it appears that we're dealing with a symbio-apparitional entity. In other words it needs a host.
- Eduardo Rivera: What, like Alex Trebek?
- Eduardo Rivera: Blast her!
- Roland Jackson: Hold it, what if by blasting the ghost, we end up killing Kylie?
- Garrett Miller: I think we ought to give it a try...