- Garrett Miller: You drag me all the way here to check out an alien paperweight?
- Kylie Griffin: No, I dragged you here 'cause I didn't wanna ride the subway alone.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Coincidence?
- Eduardo Rivera: I think: not.
- Kylie Griffin: You think not, all right.
- [Slimer giggles at this]
- Kylie Griffin: Ghost attack!
- Garrett Miller: Don't they know we're off duty?
- [is knocked out of his wheelchair by two ghosts]
- Garrett Miller: Apparently not...
- Janine Melnitz: What would ghosts need a door to the ghost dimension for?
- Garrett Miller: Yeah, they already got a backstage pass.
- Garrett Miller: [Garrett finds a framed picture of young Kylie in her old Junior High school] Kylie Griffin. Eight grade Cheerleader of the Year!
- [snickers]
- Eduardo Rivera: Trouble, huh? Ooh, yeah. Looks like you were a real rebel...
- Kylie Griffin: That was long ago, in a galaxy far away.
- Garrett Miller: You don't really buy into this Chariot of the Gods, stuff do ya?
- Kylie Griffin: The magic of yesterday is often the science of tomorrow.
- Garrett Miller: What fortune cookie did you get that out of?