- Garrett Miller: Bugs? We're Ghostbusters, not exterminators.
- Diner cook: But, they came out of his mouth!
- Garrett Miller: Yeah? Just what are you feeding people in here?
- Roland Jackson: So we've got a big bug creature, and a bunch of bugs that came out of some guy's mouth.
- Garrett Miller: How do ya... think they got in there?
- Eduardo Rivera: [shudders] Last time I sleep with my mouth open.
- Janine Melnitz: [sighs] It would be a lot easier with Egon if love were something he could see under a microscope.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: [back in his lab] Amazing! These Paramecium are mating.
- Kylie Griffin: Don't take it personally, it's just that Egon's first love will always be science.
- Janine Melnitz: [sighs] Do you think Egon would pay me that much attention if I had six legs?
- Kylie Griffin: What? I'm sorry, I was looking at the insect.
- Dr. Forest: The patient probably ate an infected piece of fruit.
- Eduardo Rivera: Woah... I'm never eating fruit again.
- Gregor Samsa: Good evening. Janine has told me all too much about you, Egon.
- Janine Melnitz: Greg and I have a lot in common. We're both Scorpio's, we both like the Beatles and we both want children.
- Gregor Samsa: Yes, billions...
- Kylie Griffin: There's a part of Janine still in there. Let Janine know your true feelings. Go on. You know what I mean.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Right.
- [clears throat]
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Janine! It's me! Egon!
- Janine Melnitz: Egon...
- Dr. Egon Spengler: You must come back! We'll never find another office manager like you!
- Kylie Griffin: No, no! Tell her you love her!
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Is that appropriate?
- Kylie Griffin: Do it!
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Janine, I... love you.
- Kylie Griffin: You wanna press your lips to hers.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Uh... I want... to press my lips... to yours.
- Egon: [the insect queen Janine approaches Egon after he tells her that he loves her and he wants to kiss her] That's it, Janine. Kiss me. Uh... give me some sugar, baby.
- Janine Melnitz: [Janine is free from Cohila's psychic control] I'll take that kiss now.
- Egon: [hesitant] Oh... hah, that! Heh, well, you see, that was just part of the plan. I was attempting to break Cohila's psychic grip on you by...
- Janine Melnitz: [grabs Egon and kisses him] Think about that, next time I ask you to dinner.
- Kylie Griffin: [after seeing Cohila disappear through a small crack in the wall] He's talented.
- Garrett Miller: For a bug.