The Facts of Life (TV Series)
Ain't Miss Beholden (1982)
Lisa Whelchel: Blair Warner
Quotes
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Jo Polniaczek : Well you got me mad!
Blair Warner : So what else is new? You always make me mad. You make me furious.
Jo Polniaczek : Then why did you do this for me?
Blair Warner : Because I didn't want you to go. I can admit we're friends even if you can't.
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Blair Warner : That's what friendship is, Jo. I do something for you...
Jo Polniaczek : And I do something for you.
Blair Warner : No. I do something for you, and you let me do it.
Jo Polniaczek : But then I owe you, right?
Blair Warner : You owe the gas company. You owe Bloomingdale's. You don't owe your friends.
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Jo Polniaczek : I was thinking of trying something new with my hair.
Blair Warner : You mean like washing it?
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Jo Polniaczek : [after finding out Blair secretly sent in her scholarship application, which she got] Blair. You just couldn't keep your hands off my life, could you? I told you I didn't want your crummy scholarship!
Edna Garrett : It's the same crummy scholarship you were thrilled about a minute ago.
Jo Polniaczek : This is different.
Edna Garrett : How?
Blair Warner : Yeah, how?
Jo Polniaczek : Cause she's gonna hold this over me for the rest of my life.
Blair Warner : I didn't do anything you couldn't have done yourself. And you don't owe me anything except three dollars and thirty-three cents.
Blair Warner : [after Jo gives a confused face] I sent your application registered mail.
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[first lines]
Jo Polniaczek : [Blair's keeping a distance between her and the washing-up] Are you allergic to Teflon or what?
Blair Warner : I'm trying not to get anything on my outfit. This is a Giovanni De Marco.
Jo Polniaczek : Too late! Giovanni's already got some maple syrup on his sleeve.
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Blair Warner : [to Jo] I could have done something really wonderful for you.
Jo Polniaczek : Aw, go do it for a giraffe!