- Blair Warner: [injured headmaster] I'll stay here with you, Steven. Can I massage your knee?
- Steven Bradley: No, no, no, it will be all... Massage my knee? Uh, Blair, better stop calling me Steven.
- Blair Warner: We're alone.
- Steven Bradley: Especially when we're alone. Now, we are to have a serious talk.
- Blair Warner: Yes, it is serious. At first, I thought it was just a crush, but it's more than that.
- Steven Bradley: Blair, it's the most natural thing in the world for a student to think she is in love with her headmaster. Especially when he is not unattractive.
- Blair Warner: Oh, but I don't think of you as attractive. No, it's deeper than that.
- Steven Bradley: Look, you're a lovely young girl who should be interested in young men. I'm old enough to be your father.
- Blair Warner: Barely.
- Steven Bradley: That is true.
- Blair Warner: Anyway, age doesn't mean a thing when two people are as close as we are.
- Steven Bradley: Blair, what you feel for me is not love. It's hero worship.
- Molly Parker: The media pays nauseating amounts to stars they think will get the audience excited.
- Edna Garrett: Oh, you're talking about Bo Derek.