- Tootie Ramsey: [wig] I always wanted to know what it was like to be a blonde.
- Sue Ann Weaver: You look just like Suzanne Somers.
- Molly Parker: Yeah, another blonde with dark roots.
- Nancy Olson: I'm going to be a psychiatrist in Hollywood.
- [envisions billboard:]
- Nancy Olson: Dr. Nancy Olson, Shrink To The Stars.
- Sue Ann Weaver: Wow, that's a great way to get a man on a couch.
- Blair Warner: I have my future all mapped out. After my one-woman exhibit at the Museum of Modern Art, and my Oscar-winning performance as an actress, I guess I'll just settle down and marry the President of General Motors.
- Molly Parker: That will never happen, Blair.
- Blair Warner: And why not?
- Molly Parker: 'Cause I'm gonna be the President of General Motors.
- Steven Bradley: Tootie, have you decided what you wanna be when you graduate from Eastland and go to college?
- Tootie Ramsey: Oh, I'm not going to go to college, Mr. Bradley. Right, Nat?
- Natalie Green: Right!
- Steven Bradley: You're not?
- Natalie Green: No. We're both gonna study with Vidal Sassoon to learn advanced...
- [flips her hair back in most coquettish way]
- Natalie Green: Sassoon-ing.
- Sue Ann Weaver: Oh, and, Mr. Bradley, if you plan to put some kind of chemicals in our food to make us lose interest in boys, well, it won't work!
- Edna Garrett: Tootie, isn't your mom also a lawyer?
- Tootie Ramsey: Yeah, but she has to stay in Washington to defend some crooks.
- Natalie Green: *In* or *out* of the government?