The Facts of Life (TV Series)

Bought and Sold (1981)

Lisa Whelchel: Blair Warner

Quotes 

• Natalie Green : Blair, how are you gonna find time to be a CC girl? You have the busiest social life in school.

  Blair Warner : Ah, Natalie. Natalie, Natalie, Natalie, Natalie, Natalie. One does not ask the sun how it finds time to warm the earth. Give sun-tans, solar energy...

  Jo Polniaczek : Heatstroke.

  [Natalie suppresses laughter] 

• Blair Warner : [plans on being cosmetic saleslady]  I'm tired of being the idle rich. I'm going to be the working rich. Like Gloria Vanderbilt and Jackie O.

  Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : It must be the newest thing in minority employment. Hire an heiress.

• Blair Warner : You know, working for a living is an exhilarating experience.

  Edna Garrett : Gee... that means I've been exhilarated for over thirty-five...

  [catches herself] 

  Edna Garrett : Oh, twenty-two years!

• [last lines] 

  Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : [after Blair promised a refund to Natalie]  Well, Blair, there goes your profits.

  [Blair whines] 

  Edna Garrett : Don't feel badly, Blair. You'll find other ways to make money.

  Blair Warner : I don't know. I think I should stick to what I do best. Spend money.