The Facts of Life (TV Series)

The Facts of Love (1980)

Charlotte Rae: Edna Garrett

Quotes 

• Molly Parker : I don't think I want the government controlling my hormones.

  Edna Garrett : Don't worry, Molly, they haven't been able to control anything lately.

• Blair Warner : [re her young wrestler beau]  He has pinned one hundred and seven opponents.

  Edna Garrett : Really? Make sure you're not a Hundred and Eight.

• Sue Ann Weaver : What do you think Mrs. Garrett will teach in her Sex Education class?

  Cindy Webster : I don't know. This is the first time I'm looking forward to homework!

  Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : I hope Mrs. Garrett tells it like it is!

  Blair Warner : We'll be lucky if she tells it like it was!

  [all laugh] 

  Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : But Mrs. Garrett's really been around.

  Edna Garrett : Tootie, just saying I was married will be sufficient.

• Edna Garrett : Mr. Bradley, you promised me this was to be my class. I think I know how to teach my girls.

  Steven Bradley : I think I would like it a lot better if you were teaching another elective course that was less dangerous, like... How To Drive A Car.

  Edna Garrett : Sex Education is more important. They can't drive till they're sixteen.