Lisa Whelchel: Blair Warner

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Blair Warner : Alone at last!

  [supposed to be temporarily crippled, but gets up to go into other room] 

  Jo Polniaczek : [opens door, sees 'helpless' Blair walking despite the 'sprained' ankle]  Blair?

  Blair Warner : Hallelujah! I'm healed!

  [takes a few steps] 

  Blair Warner : It's a miracle. I can walk!

  [has to break into a run with irate Jo chasing her] 

• Blair Warner : [coming down the stairs in hockey gear]  I feel like a refugee from a roller derby.

  Andy Moffett : Now that's what I like. A girl who's well padded.

  Blair Warner : I'm protecting a valuable commodity. Me!

• Jo Polniaczek : Oh, she'll be fine. Nothing's broken. The doctor says she's gotta keep it elevated.

  [lifts up Blair's foot] 

  Blair Warner : I want a second opinion.

  Jo Polniaczek : All right. You're awful clumsy.

• Blair Warner : [after having insulted Jo's dressing style yet again]  I suppose this would be a bad time to ask for a glass of juice.

  Jo Polniaczek : This would be a bad time to ask for CPR!