- [last lines]
- Blair Warner: Alone at last!
- [supposed to be temporarily crippled, but gets up to go into other room]
- Jo Polniaczek: [opens door, sees 'helpless' Blair walking despite the 'sprained' ankle] Blair?
- Blair Warner: Hallelujah! I'm healed!
- [takes a few steps]
- Blair Warner: It's a miracle. I can walk!
- [has to break into a run with irate Jo chasing her]
- [first lines]
- Beverly Ann Stickle: [after Andy's piano practice] Well, I don't think Liberace is losing any sleep.
- Andy Moffett: I'm practicing four hours a day.
- Beverly Ann Stickle: At the piano?
- Andy Moffett: I knew I was forgetting something.
- Blair Warner: [coming down the stairs in hockey gear] I feel like a refugee from a roller derby.
- Andy Moffett: Now that's what I like. A girl who's well padded.
- Blair Warner: I'm protecting a valuable commodity. Me!
- Jo Polniaczek: Oh, she'll be fine. Nothing's broken. The doctor says she's gotta keep it elevated.
- [lifts up Blair's foot]
- Blair Warner: I want a second opinion.
- Jo Polniaczek: All right. You're awful clumsy.
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: Natalie, if Kirsten says she didn't do it, that's good enough for me.
- Natalie Green: If Kirsten said fish had lips, you'd be dating salmon now!
- Blair Warner: [after having insulted Jo's dressing style yet again] I suppose this would be a bad time to ask for a glass of juice.
- Jo Polniaczek: This would be a bad time to ask for CPR!