Mr. Bigley: You girls pulling my leg? You know what happened here, the Halloween massacre!
Natalie Green: What massacre?
Mr. Bigley: Guess you don't know. Let me see now, yes, happened back in '05 when this place was the home of the four old maid Gruber sisters.
Natalie Green: Old maid? That's a very sexist term, but go on.
Mr. Bigley: One Halloween night, Gertrude the mean one got into a terrible argument with Heidi and Helga and Fritzi, oh you could hear the dummkopfs and schweinhunds for blocks. Suddenly, the voices stopped.
Blair Warner: Why?
Jo Polniaczek: That's where the massacre part comes in, dummkopf.
Mr. Bigley: Yes, oh yes, the way I heard it, Old Gertie gut Heidi and Helga and Fritzi with a big butcher knife. Never heard in what order. So they took Grizzly Gertie away the next day, but people say she never really left, if you know what I mean.