- Tootie Ramsey: Muffy? Her name is Muffy? What kinda person is named Muffy?
- Jo Polniaczek: Beats me, Tootie!
- Jo Polniaczek: Well, that's the thing with Blair. At first she seems kind of shallow, but once you get to know her you realize that's really the deep part.
- Natalie Green: Blair, how would you feel if men sat around all day rating you?
- Blair Warner: I'd love it.
- Tootie Ramsey: But it's so de-humanizing.
- Blair Warner: Not when you're a 10.
- [first lines]
- Beverly Ann Stickle: [in front of computer] I don't know. I don't think I'll ever get the hang of this thing.
- Andy Moffett: Nonsense! Anyone can learn how to use a computer.
- Jo Polniaczek: Good luck! We've been trying to teach her for a week!
- Blair Warner: [enters, carrying huge box, announces:] This is it. The end of an era.
- Natalie Green: You're throwing out your makeup?
- Blair Warner: No. I'm throwing out my files.
- Jo Polniaczek: I don't believe it.
- Beverly Ann Stickle: What files?
- Tootie Ramsey: Blair gathers information about every guy at Langley, and then she rates them.
- Jo Polniaczek: Kinda like hamburger meat. Prime, choice, dogfood.
- [to Blair:]
- Jo Polniaczek: But why are you throwing out your files? I thought they worked for you.
- Blair Warner: It's getting ridiculous. Every time a guy would call and ask me out for a date, I have to rummage through all these files and see if he was worth a 'yes' or a 'no'. I finally said to myself: "Princess..."
- [grins]
- Blair Warner: That's what I call myself. I said: "Princess, this is primitive." From now on, I'm on a computer. They're faster, and I can exchange information with women all over the world.
- Jo Polniaczek: Other women rate men the way you do?
- Blair Warner: [chuckles] Of course not as accurately. I prefer to go to three decimal places. But I can use a standard one-through-ten in a pinch.
- Natalie Green: [to Tootie:] I like that. A woman who's flexible in her shallowness.
- Beverly Ann Stickle: This sounds awfully complicated. Of course, when I was dating, they only had Roman numerals.
- Blair Warner: [chuckles] Actually, it's quite simple. I just look at their height, weight, and the car they drive. Financial status, family background...
- Beverly Ann Stickle: That's more than I knew about my husband when I divorced him.
- Tootie Ramsey: Blair, how would you like it if guys rated you?
- Blair Warner: That would be wonderful.
- Tootie Ramsey: But it's so dehumanizing.
- Blair Warner: Not if you're a Ten.
- Jo Polniaczek: If you're a Ten, I'd hate to see a One.
- Blair Warner: Then avoid mirrors.
- [Jo scowls]
- Beverly Ann Stickle: That's what I like about college. There's always a stimulating difference of opinion.
- Jo Polniaczek: Why are you finding this so difficult?
- Blair Warner: Look. Here is this guy. He has a date with me. And immediately, he brags to everyone he knows. I cancel, he's despondent, he commits suicide. And I'm on the hook for involuntary manslaughter. Do you know what happens to girls like me in prison?
- Jo Polniaczek: I can't believe I'm having this conversation.