Ken Swofford: Quentin Morloch

Quotes 

• Quentin Morloch : In the office there are two sign-up lists. One is labelled 'All Student Review', the other is labeled 'Science Fair Project'. Now the first is quite full. Quite full. Names on the front, names on the back, names in the margin. Someone even signed me up. Thank you, no. On the Science Fair project however, there is one lone signature: Albert Einstein.

• Sandy Bailey : Why don't we do the Science project, and then instead of building some model out of styrophome, and tube, old batteries, why don't we use dance and music to demonstrate some sort of scientific principle?

  Quentin Morloch : Well I'll tell you, Mr. Bailey, That sounds... ridiculous. But I suppose It's the best deal I'm gonna get in this tutu-factory, so you're on.