Valerie Landsburg: Doris Schwartz

Quotes 

• Holly Laird : [holding up a necklace Doris received with a love letter]  I'm not sure... but I think that's a tooth. A human tooth.

  Danny Amatullo : Yeah, that's Snake's. He got it knocked out during a fight.

  Doris Schwartz : Oh, it's Snake's. In that case we know it's not a human tooth.

  Holly Laird : That's disgusting.

• Doris Schwartz : Danny, I want you to get this sub-human to leave me alone.

  Danny Amatullo : Hey, I'd have to have ravioli for brains to tell Snake what to do.

• Doris Schwartz : [about Snake]  When I look at him, my stomach turns into acid rain.

• Snake : Doris, I want to know: I'm not gonna give up, ok? 'Cause then I know you'd lose respect for me.

  Doris Schwartz : Yeah, and we wouldn't want that to happen, would we?

  [Snake doesn't get her sarcasm and laughs]