- David Reardon: Scandal sheets... you can line the garbage can with them, but you'd have to apologize to the can.
- David Reardon: [about Bernie's cigars] Bernie, I asked you not to smoke these things...
- Bernie: Oh, gotta smoke 'em, man. They'll kill ya if ya eat 'em!
- [chuckles]
- David Reardon: [on phone] You tell that cigar-sucking hypocrite, that if ethics were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose! You tell him, that if I'm ever driving and see him at a cross-walk looking the wrong way, it's all over!
- Julie Miller: I want you to stop following me around, buying me corsages and telling me you love me.
- Troy Phillips: For how long?