- Danny Amatullo: [Danny is being ignored by Julie and Bruno] Hey, if I turned invisible, tell me, so I can go rob a bank or something.
- Bruno Martelli: Dad, stop it.
- Angelo Martelli: What? I wasn't doing anything.
- Bruno Martelli: You're thinking. I can tell. Please, don't.
- Angelo Martelli: Thinking is wrong?
- Bruno Martelli: Excuse me, but isn't that an old cliché?
- Angelo Martelli: They don't make new clichés.
- Richard Simmons: [to Lydia] Oh boy, you'd be really great to take to a picnic, wouldn't you? Mosquitoes, and thunderstorms and lousy food, that's all you can see!