Family Guy (TV Series)

A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks (2000)

Mila Kunis: Meg Griffin

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Quotes 

• Meg Griffin : Oh. Oh, this is just my bird calls.

  Peter Griffin : Do it again! Do it again!

  [Meg whistles, Big Bird's footsteps approached] 

  Big Bird : Yeah? Well, what'd you want?

  Meg Griffin : Uh...

  Big Bird : You called me, right?

  Meg Griffin : Oh, no, no I wasn't calling you.

  [laughs nervously] 

  Big Bird : Oh, oh, this is funny to you? Y-yeah? Y-you know what pain in the ass is to get across town this time a day, huh?

  Peter Griffin : Listen, uh, but mister we don't want any trouble here.

  Big Bird : I don't fly you know. I take the subway like everybody else. Oh and people don't stare. You made me puke,

  [spits] 

  Big Bird : bitch.

• Lois Griffin : I feel like we've been walking in circles.

  Meg Griffin : I don't know how you can find anything in this city. It's so confusing.

  Peter Griffin : Well, I bet if Hilary Clinton becomes senator, she'll straighten it out. Although she could never straighten out Bill.