Family Guy (TV Series)

Brian in Love (2000)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Tricia Takanawa, Voiceover

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• Chris Griffin : [on the telephone]  So, uh, what are you wearing? Wow! I bet you could see right through that.

  [laughs] 

  Lois Griffin : Chris, who are you talking to?

  Chris Griffin : Grandma.

• Lois Griffin : Hey, you, the news is on.

  Brian Griffin : Oh. Where's everybody?

  Lois Griffin : Stewie's taking a nap, and Peter and the kids are out. Come sit with me.

  Brian Griffin : Oh. Okay.

  [Gets up on couch] 

  Brian Griffin : [while Lois rubs his skull]  Oh. Ho,ho,ho,ho.

  Diane Simmons : And now, Part 3 of Asian correspondent Tricia Takanawa's special report on sex.

  Tricia Takanawa : Thank you, Diane. Sex... some people have it anonymously. "What kind of person might do that?" You might ask. Well, I'm about to find out. I just picked a complete stranger in a hotel bar, and he's in the bathroom, possibly doing drugs. Watch as I have sex with this potentially dangerous man, as we take you in depth and undercover.

  Glen Quagmire : I never had a Spanish chick before. Ole!

  Lois Griffin : Oh, it is so refreshing to see something other than violence on the news.

  [thumping] 

  Lois Griffin : Brian, your tail keeps hitting me.

  [thumping stops] 

  Brian Griffin : Oh, it was bothering you, I can stop.

  Lois Griffin : No, it's okay. That breeze feels good. It's so warm in here.

  [takes sweater off, then sighs] 

  Lois Griffin : That's better.

  Brian Griffin : I-I'd take my sweater off but I'm afraid it's attached to my skin.

  [laughs] 

  Brian Griffin : Smooth.

  Lois Griffin : Well, I better go start dinner.

• Lois Griffin : It's just my noodle kaboodle. I did use a different brand of potato chips for the crust, though.

  Brian Griffin : Your culinary prowess is surpassed only by your unfailing grace and the uncommon, sometimes haunting glow of sensuality that surrounds you

  Lois Griffin : Its just noodle kaboodle.

  Peter Griffin : Hey, what are these hard things?

  Lois Griffin : M & M's. I ran out of paprika.

• Stewie Griffin : Up! Stewie wants to go uppie! Mmm, mama's skin's so soft...

  Lois Griffin : Oh, aren't you affectionate tonight. Well,let me give you a kiss...

  Stewie Griffin : Another! Another! Mama has candy kisses!

  Brian Griffin : All right, that's enough!

  [laves the table in disgust] 

  Lois Griffin : Stewie... did you unhook mommy's bra?

• Diane Simmons : And now part three of Asian correspondent Tricia Takanawa's special report on sex.

  Tricia Takanawa : Thank you Diane.Sex. Some people have it anonymously. "What kind of person would do that?" you might ask. Well, I'm about to find out. I just picked up a complete stranger in a hotel bar and he's in the bathroom right now. Possibly doing drugs.Watch as I have sex with this potentially dangerous man, as we take you in depth and undercover .

  Glen Quagmire : I've never had a Spanish chick before. Ole'!

  Lois Griffin : Oh. It's so refreshing to see something other than violence on the news.