Family Guy (TV Series)

Brian the Bachelor (2005)

Jessica Biel: Brooke

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Quotes 

• Brian Griffin : I love you, Brooke.

  Brooke : I love you too, Brian.

  [They kiss] 

  Director : All right, that's a wrap.

  [They stop kissing and return to reality] 

  Brooke : Well, it was great working with you, Brian. Good luck.

  Brian Griffin : What are you talking about? What about us?

  Brooke : Oh, stop it. It's just TV.

  [She leaves and Michael Eisner approaches him] 

  Michael Eisner : Hi, Brian.

  Brian Griffin : Michael Eisner?

  Michael Eisner : On behalf of ABC, I'd like to give you this parting gift.

  Brian Griffin : A bill for the mansion?

  Michael Eisner : [as he runs off]  No givesies-backsies!

• Mailman : Package for Brooke Roberts.

  Brooke : Oh, that's me. Thanks.

  Brian Griffin : [She unwraps the boxes and discovers an answering machine with Brian's voice on it]  Hey, there. Me again. Your voicemail was full, so I got you this answering machine. So, what's going on? I was thinking about doing something tonight.

  [She flings the answering machine out her window and sees Brian below] 

  Brian Griffin : Hey, you're home.

  Brooke : Listen, Brian! I want you to leave me alone or I'm calling the cops!

  Brian Griffin : [He pulls out a guitar and sings]  Brooke, I'm so in love with you.

  [He gets clobbered by her phone]