Family Guy (TV Series)

Death Is a Bitch (2000)

Norm MacDonald: Death

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Quotes 

• Death : [car is shown rocking with Death and girl having sex inside]  Oh yes. Oh yes!

  Girl : Oh oh oh oh yes...

  [girl dies due to Death touching her] 

  Death : Oh man! Not again! I'm going to be a virgin for ever... or am I?

  [car starts rocking again] 

• Meg Griffin : [Death eats an entire piece of chicken in one bite]  Wow. How did you do that?

  Death : Well lets just say I did some films when I was younger that I'm not particularly proud of.

• Death : I'm Calista Flockhart. Who do you think I am? I'm death.

• Death : Wait, don't tell anyone I'm here. For if humanity discovers that I am no longer lurking in the shadows, the consequences will be dire.

  Peter Griffin : Go on...

  Death : That's it, what the hell do you see in him?

• Meg Griffin : You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me.

  Death : Well that would just leave England.

• Death : You can't tell anyone that I'm here. For if you do, the consequences could be dire.

  Peter Griffin : Go on...

  Death : That's it.

  [to Lois] 

  Death : God, what do you see in him?