- Death's Mother: Death, put on your jacket or you'll get frostbite!
- Death: I don't have skin!
- Death's Mother: That's 'cause you didn't eat your beans!
- Cleveland Brown: That truck's coming up on us awful fast.
- Peter Griffin: [Peter looks in the rear-view mirror and sees a pickup truck full of Klu Klux Klansmen] Holy crap! Do you see what I see?
- Cleveland Brown: I sure do.
- Peter Griffin: Were being chased by ghosts!
- [Peter has just been offered two million dollars by Carter Pewterschmidt to leave Lois]
- Peter Griffin: Lois might be worth a million dollars to you but to me she's worthless.
- Amy: You know, animals never have war. War is an invention of mankind.
- Death: What the hell are you talking about? Animals fight all the time!
- Amy: Not with nuclear arms. You can't hug your children with nuclear arms.
- [Death touches her arm and she promptly dies, slumping her head to the table]
- Death: Check, please!
- Dog Track Announcer: My Nose out in front, followed by Seabiscuit, followed by Some Crazy Lady, followed by Middle-Aged Housewife, followed by What a Minute Who's That, followed by Silver Dasher. And now it appears there's a woman chasing the dogs.