Family Guy (TV Series)
Don't Make Me Over (2005)
Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Tricia Takanawa, Ms. Swan, Widow
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Quotes
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Meg Griffin : Mom, Dad, am I ugly?
Lois Griffin : Oh, of course not, sweetie.
Peter Griffin : Yeah, where'd you get a stupid idea like that?
Meg Griffin : Craig Hoffman.
Peter Griffin : Craig Hoff...
[pauses]
Peter Griffin : Craig Hoffman said that? Well, he's a sharp kid. You may be ugly.
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Lois Griffin : I'm worried about Meg. She's spiraling out of control, I mean what if she develops a coke problem?
Peter Griffin : No Coke, Pepsi!
[Peter laughs, and Lois walks away]
Peter Griffin : Aww, come on! You set me up for that one!
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Meg Griffin : Lois, get me another bag of Skittles.
Lois Griffin : Excuse me, young lady?
Meg Griffin : Did I freakin' stutter? I said, MORE SKITTLES!
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Lois Griffin : Oh, what about this, Meg? A pink baby-tee that says "Little Slut". That seems pretty hip.
Meg Griffin : I don't know if that's really me, Mom.
Lois Griffin : Well, they've got one that says "Porn Star" and another that says "Sperm Dumpster". And they're all written in glitter.
Meg Griffin : All right, all right. Give me "Sperm Dumpster".
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Meg Griffin : Lois, get me another bag of Skittles.
Lois Griffin : Excuse me, young lady?
Meg Griffin : Did I freakin' stutter? I said, more Skittles!
Lois Griffin : That is it, young lady. Ever since you've got that makeover you've developed a terrible attitude and this success with the family band is only making it worse.
Meg Griffin : The "family" band? Perhaps you haven't noticed, Lois but *I am* the band. Right, Ms. Swan?
Ms. Swan : Oh, yeah, she the band. Old lady jealous.
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Dr. Diddy : Let me explain something to you, all right? We got to get her half-naked and put her up front center stage. That's gonna make you all billionaires, because America loves hot white jailbait ass.
Peter Griffin : Wait a minute... that's the smartest thing I've ever heard anyone say about anything.
Lois Griffin : I'm not sure I'm comfortable with Meg being exploited that way.
Meg Griffin : Shut up, mom! It's not your decision, I want to be exploited.