Family Guy (TV Series)

E. Peterbus Unum (2000)

Adam West: Mayor Adam West

Quotes 

• Police Officer : Hey. That's Against the law. You're coming with me.

  Peter Griffin : [singing to the tune of U Can't Touch this]  Ah ah ah. Can't Touch Me/ Can't Touch me/ Ja ja ja ja just like the bad guy/ from Lethal Weapon 2/ I've got diplomatic Immunity/ so Hammer, you can't sue/ I can write graffiti even jay-walk in the streets/ I can Riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat/ Can't touch me/ Can't touch me/

  Adam West : What in God's name is he doing?

  Peter Griffin : Can't Touch me.

  Cleveland : I believe that's the worm.

  Peter Griffin : [still singing]  Can't touch me/ STOP, Peter time/ I'm a big shot, there's no doubt/ light a fire then pee it out/ Don't like it, kiss my rump/ Just for a minute, let's all do the bump/ Can't touch me/ Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump/ Can't touch me/ I'm Presidential Peter/ Interns think I'm hot/ Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot/ I've been around the world/ from Hartford to Back Bay/ It's Peter, Go Peter, I'm so Peter, Yo Peter, Let's see Regis rap this way/ Can't touch me.

• Peter Griffin : Well how about you just give me your pen?

  Adam West : You mean this cheap little pen we have millions of back at the office?

  Peter Griffin : Yeah.

  Adam West : No!